Remember Me?

"I'm the fellow who goes into a Restaurant, sits down and patiently waits while the waitress finish their visiting before taking my order.

I'm the fellow who goes into a Department Store and stands quietly while the clerks finish their little chit-chats.

I'm the fellow who drives into a Service Station and never blows his horn, but lets the attendant take his time.

You might say I'm the Good Guy.  But do you know who else I am?

I'm the fellow who never comes back.

It amuses me to see businesses spending so much money every year to get me back
      When I was there in the first place.

And all they needed to do was give me some service, and extend a little courtesy."